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from event import Event |
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import random |
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class Bonk: |
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def __init__(self, events=None, printer_handle=None, bot=None, say=None): |
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self.events = events |
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self.printer = printer_handle |
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self.interests = ['__.bonk__'] |
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self.bot = bot |
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self.say = say |
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bonk = Event("__.bonk__") |
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bonk.define(msg_definition="^\.bonk ") |
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bonk.subscribe(self) |
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self.bot.register_event(bonk, self) |
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self.help = ".bonk <bonkee>" |
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def get_bonked(self, bonkee=''): |
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"""Randomly selects and returns a string with a bonk action directed toward a given bonkee.""" |
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bonk_actions = ['drops a Titan on %s', |
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'hadoukens %s', |
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'slaps %s around with a large trout', |
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'slaps %s around wiiIIITTTTHHH.....A HERRING!', |
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'bitch slaps %s', |
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'feeds %s a knuckle sandwich', |
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'sucker punches %s', |
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'drops an ACME anvil on %s', |
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'forces %s to exit the building through the window', |
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'forces %s to watch all the TSD Productions', |
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'roundhouse kicks %s', |
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'bonks %s', |
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'gently caresses %s', |
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'falcon punches %s', |
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'pulls a Mike Tyson on %s\'s ear', |
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'charges up his lazer and fries %s', |
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'introduces %s to his fist', |
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'boinks %s', |
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'immolates %s', |
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'throws %s into the fires of Mount Doom', |
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'ties %s to the railroad tracks, curls his mustache, and grins evilly', |
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'shoryukens %s', |
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'goes medieval on %s', |
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'spoils the endings to popular fiction for %s', |
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'beats %s in Halo 1v1', |
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'ruins %s', |
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'reks %s', |
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'tramples %s under foot', |
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'unleashes his wrath upon %s', |
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'goes all ninja assassin on %s', |
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'beats %s down with the flag and teabags the body', |
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'takes %s\'s mother out for a nice dinner and then never calls her back', |
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'rockets %s from across the map', |
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'telefrags %s', |
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'throws a Dorito into %s\'s jugular from the shadows', |
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'wub-wubs %s' |
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] |
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bonk_action = random.choice(bonk_actions) % bonkee |
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return "\001ACTION " + bonk_action |
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def handle(self, event): |
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_z = event.msg.split(None, 1) |
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if len(_z) == 1: |
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self.printer("PRIVMSG " + event.channel + " :You must specify who you want me to bonk!\n") |
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return |
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else: |
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self.printer("PRIVMSG " + event.channel + " :" + self.get_bonked(_z[1]) + "\001\n") |
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hlmtre /
pybot
