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<?php
namespace Monolol\Lolifiers;
use Monolol\Lolifier;
class Blackout implements Lolifier
{
const MESSAGE = '... ummm ... wait ... what were we talking about again ?';
public function isHandling(array $record)
return true;
}
public function lolify(array $record)
$record['message'] = $this->forgotHalfSentence($record['message']);
return $record;
private function forgotHalfSentence($message)
$nbWords = str_word_count($message);
if($nbWords > 1)
$posHalfSentence = floor(strlen($message) / 2) + 1;
$cut = substr($message, 0, $posHalfSentence);
$cut = strrev(strpbrk(strrev($cut), " \t\n\r\0\x0B"));
$message = $cut . self::MESSAGE;
return $message;
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